April Fools! Georgia 400 Experiences Massive Jam

Art by James Bolden

by Isabelle Mokotoff

Drivers on Georgia’s State Highway 400 found themselves in a sticky situation when a peanut butter truck collided with a jelly van.

Eyewitnesses of the accident spoke unanimously when they said that the crash was unavoidable – almost as if the driver was wedged between a rock and a hard place. Or, as the driver of the peanut butter truck said, between two pieces of lightly charred, heavily buttered bread.

The driver of the peanut butter truck, he sheepishly admitted to eating a PB and J when his hand became glued to the wheel by the delicious yet villainously viscous filling of the sandwich.

Luckily, the driver of an 18-wheeler delivery truck filled with milk agreed to sacrifice their creamy product to unstick the two vehicles from their tacky turmoil. Most everyone went home at the end of the day unscathed and relatively happy, although a few were seen crying over spilled milk.

And if you believe this, then…

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